Ramenface-itis – though technically not a medical condition till the turn of the decade, Ramenface-itis originated during the onset of Japan’s Edo Era. In 1603 feudal Japan, local villagers often referred to the condition as Fatface-son or Godzilla. Although the Japanese invented ramen, Koreans elevated ramyun to a whole new level… 300 percent of your daily sodium intake.
The chain reaction that leads to Ramenface-itis:
- Eat ramen noodles
- Drink the delectable salt infused soup
- Fall asleep from the MSG content
The Average Chos warn that you will wake up with a face twice the normal size and experience symptoms comparable to a hangover.